Entries from December 2006
December 31, 2006 · 1 Comment
Categories: Blogging · Life · Link Heavy
December 30, 2006 · 1 Comment
Gosh, random. The most over-used word in the “blogosphere”.
Ducky’s most over-used phrase right now: “NO THANK YOU” She shrieks it over and over. That and “I stuckin” She pretends to get her hand or foot stuck in something, and then yells for our help.
Also, we are one infected household. The Highlander is getting over a nasty sinus/ear infection, and I feel like my lungs are full of cement. Good times.
I sent The Highlander flowers yesterday. I just wanted him to smile. He was stuck home with “the child” all week because I couldn’t get off, and her day care was closed. He’s always so touched when I send him flowers. I guess guys don’t get them much.
But, since he watched The Wonderpets save the Reindeer 60 times in the last four days, I’d say he deserves a dozen roses.
And check out this arrangement I found on 1-800-Flowers:

They have other cool arrangements like a Margarita bouquet. I am unfortunately a “flower snob” and would NEVER send someone an arrangement was ALL CARNATIONS and cost $60. Though if someone sent it to me, I’d probably be delighted.
Today would have been my Grandmother’s 77th birthday. This would have been our special year. I was born in 1977 and she turned 77, she was born in 1929, I turned 29. (I’m a math geek, shutup). She died in 2002, and we weren’t all that close, but I sometimes miss her all the same.
Also, does anyone out there celebrate Kwanza? Or even know anyone who knows anyone who celebrates it? I’m curious.
That is all my friends. I will try to post tommorrow, but if I don’t Happy New Year. May 2007 be your (and our) year!
Categories: Ducky-Duck · Family · Life · TV · The Highlander · Whines and Complaints
No one cares what you had for lunch.
Yes it’s true. HOWEVER. I’meating the most delicious lunch known to lunch-dom. Chicken picatta from the pizzeria, with a dinner salad and a side of pasta. My god, the salad dressing! So tangy! and the little bread they send.
Heaven, I tell you.
PS. Happy New Year!
Categories: Blogging · Life
“They” also say I should wash my child’s clothes before she wears them the first time. I bet “they” also have washers and dryers.
Well fuck they them.
Categories: Blogging · Motherhood

It’s a mixed blessing. Every blog I have ever had the slightest interest in is now subscribed. And it sure does save time. So much in fact that I’m spending less time online if you can believe it. It’s so efficient. I don’t need to click through everything in order to check for updates. I think I miss it.
The other thing that’s happened since I started using a feed reader like everyone and their mother, is I’ve realized that I need to post more. I get WAY too excited when I see that Debbie or Sam has a new post.
Happy Chanukah, everyone, and Merry Christmas (because I probably won’t be posting again before then).
Categories: Blogging · Link Heavy · Strangerfriends
December 22, 2006 · 1 Comment

I wasted spent eight hours making this for my co-worker. She showed her appreciation by calling me fat and treating me like a retarded chimp later that day.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Categories: Life · Wasting Time · Whines and Complaints
Interior, Night.
Hotel Room in a casino, Atlantic City, NJ
[A husband and wife are getting ready to go out for a night on the town]
HUSBAND: [calls from bathroom to WIFE]: Hon, What are you doing at the computer?
WIFE: [typing furiously on laptop]: Telling the internet that we just won $2000!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Categories: Good Times · Life · Marriage · NJ · The Highlander
All right. First I owe Lynn a big thank you. She emailed me this meme, and it’s the perfect way to avoid writing about what’s really going on in my life. And by GOD, I am itching to spill my guts. But, lovely Lynners saved me with this:
FOUR THINGS ABOUT ME:
Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Cabana Girl
2. Librarian
3. Stay at Home Mom
4. Accountant
Movies I would watch over and over:
1. So I married an Axe Murderer
2. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
3. Spaceballs
4. Usual Suspects
Four places I have lived:
1. Mission, KS
2. Jeffersonville, NY
3. Brooknlyn, NY
4. Down by the River, NJ
Four TV shows I love to watch:
1. Scrubs
2. My Name is Earl
3. Weeds
4. Big Love
Places I have been on vacation:
1. Paris, France
2. Los Angeles. CA
3. London, England
4. Nassau, Bahamas
Four of my favorite foods:
1. Hot Dogs
2. Hungarian Stuffed Peppers
3. Chocolate Ice Cream
4. PIZZA!!!!
Four Things I would rather be doing right now:
1. Doing the hibbety-dibbety
2. Sleeping
3. Reading
4. Giving my daughter puffers.
Your friends and family that you’re pretty sure will respond:
Nobody. Because I’m not tagging anybody. The category says “Where memes go to die” And besides, I’m a narcissist.
Categories: Life · Where memes go to die
Ok, I have a confession to make. I am really kicking myself for not even trying to participate in NaBloPoMo, or as Mrs. Kennedy called it, BloMe. Basically, if you didn’t know, a bunch folks posted every single day for the month of November. Who was I kidding? You would have gotten 30 days of this:
You Are a Margarita
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You aren’t just the life of the party, you are the party!You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.
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What Mixed Drink Are You?
That’s right. I’m a margarita. Aren’t you glad I wasn’t distracted by shiny prizes? You could have read shit like this ALL last month.
You’re welcome.
Categories: Blogging · Link Heavy
We got ALL and I do mean all of out Christmas Shopping done on Saturday. And we never left the house. How, you ask? Why the internets, of course. We were able to pull a Britney [NSFW] and shop sans undies!! Just kidding. We were wearing ONLY undies. You know how we roll at Casa Type (little) a!!
And just to lift our spirits a bit (don’t ask) we’re going for a quick getaway to. A.C on December 16th!! Whoo-Hoo. It’ll probably also be our anniversary celebration, since I went and got married during tax season.
Categories: Life