Scraps from the master’s table

A bulleted list of brain dumpage, so’s I don’t forget.

• When Ducky woke up Monday morning, she was under her bed, and when I opened the door, she popped her head out and said “Surprise”
• We went out to eat on Sunday night, and we saw some kittens in the parking lot. She said “Look at the tiny tiny kitty cats!!!!!” She also refused to eat one morsel. I even snagged a handful of chocolate chips from the salad bar. Wouldn’t touch them. Who is this kid?
• I’ve been attempting to tackle the shipwreck that we’re calling our bedroom, and while doing that, I found a party hat from Ducky’s 1st birthday party, that says “Fun to be 1″ Ducky saw it, and said, “OH! Cup-capes!” And proceeded to sing Happy Birthday to herself.
• Sheepie, Elmo, and Chicken, aka the evil puking stuffed animals of DOOM, were “taking a bath” until yesterday afternoon when I picked them up at the laundromat. So for her nap, she still had Dog, and I gave her an Elmo book, and her Build a Bear Cat. When she woke up 2 hours later, the cat and Elmo book were in the pack n play/toybox.
• She also found her bunny ear headband from Easter in my bedroom. (Don’t ask. Hell if I know why they were in my nightstand drawer). She grabbed a stuffed bunny, put it in her Easter Basket, and hopped around the house until it was time for “Cup-capes Happy Birthday” again. And Mommy and Daddy were both bunnies and cup-capes MANY times. The Highlander is DEAD SEXY in bunny ears, let me tell ya.
• She’s developing fears left and right. She says “It’s too scary’ 4 or 5 times a day. I don’t know if it’s for real, or just away to get out of something. So we tell her things like “There are NO monsters here, Ducky. Don’t be scared. And pleas fortheloveofallthatisholy go. to. sleep.” So Saturday, she said “Mommy, no monsters here. Don’t be scary.”
• AND, finally. Last night she called me into her room to ask me if sheepie was going to go “bluh” on her tummy again.

Also, if you do nothing else today, go check out Looky, Daddy! Especially his FAQs. Love this guy.