Titles are for suckers

Hand up who watched 3o Rock last night?(actually all of NBC’s lineup, except ER, because bah, does anyone even care about that show anymore?)

Jack: I’m back, Lemon. I’ve had the most productive summer of my life.
Liz: Me too –
Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits: America’s Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than a Dog?, MILF Island –
Liz: MILF Island?
Jack: Twenty-five super-hot moms, fifty eighth-grade boys, no rules.
Liz: Oh, yeah. Didn’t one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?
Jack: That doesn’t mean she’s not a wonderful, caring MILF.

Also, because you all know how much I love Tracy Jordan:

Liz: Kenneth, you are now in charge of doing all the non-sexual things that Angie used to do [for Tracy].
Tracy: So he’s like … my office wife?
Liz: Sure, let’s go with that. [She leaves]
Tracy: (gets down on one knee) Kenneth Parcell, will you take this ring…and sell it in the Jewish part of Midtown, then go get us a Nintendo Wii?
Kenneth: Yes, yes, yes, a thousand times yes! [Runs off giggling.]

My Name is Earl was OK, but I’m waiting for him to get out of prison already. And MORE CRABMAN!!

Oh, The Office. What am I going to do with you? I was so excited that we were getting 4 hour long episodes. But they DRAAG. And seriously, when did Michael turn into Homer Simpson? Do we REALLY believe that he’s stupid enough to drive into a lake? I was expecting Fonzie on waterskis any minute.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I was with Dwight this episode, twice. First when he called the Blackberry “stupid and pointless” and I actually felt sorry for him that he had no clue WHY Angela preferred to eat in a public place.

Also, was Ryan just not the very douchiest douche there is? As I read on TWOP, he fell out of the douche tree and hit every douche branch on the way down. I loved the fakeout pregnancy move on Kelly’s part. Do you think he actually wanted Pam’s drawings? Or was that just a way to ask her out?

Jim and Pam better watch out. Hell hath no fury like a mild mannered HR guy scorned….or something like that.

Finally, where do I sign up for “Awesome lessons”? Do think Jim will be there? Will they have Turtles there?? Because they, not gift baskets are the real ultimate in “class and fanciness”

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Apropos of nothing, have the postal workers in your area abandoned their uniforms like they have here? And not just on casual friday, either. Do you know how disconcerting it is to see a man dressed as a slob fooling with your locked mailbox? Or to be using the postage machine dealie and have some random woman glaring over your left shoulder shouting instructions and watching you enter your PIN? I finally said, “I’m sorry, who are you?”

It’s a birthday party and playdate weekend coming up. Anyone doing anything good?

PS- Procastamom and Amanda, your packages were mailed today. Sorry it took so long, guys!