I am so extraordinarily overwhelmed at work right now, I don’t have a good reason why I’m taking 5 minutes to write this. Maybe because I want you all to stroke my hair and tell me my ass looks great in these dress pants.
Unless that’s too creepy. In that case, tell me I suck and kick me in the balls.
I’m flexible.
15 responses so far ↓
Procrastamom // May 14, 2008 at 11:09 am
Besides your ass looking good, your hair is exceptionally shiny today!
Tessie // May 14, 2008 at 11:20 am
Dude, this is like my BUSIEST day of the month due to our close schedule, and then this morning the MOFO POWER WENT OUT. For like THREE HOURS. I had to sit around reading my Journal of Accountancy magazines and NOT WORKING! Ugg.
I don’t have a good reason for why I’m typing this instead of working either. OTHER THAN BITTERNESS.
banana // May 14, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Your ass looks great in those jeans.
Also, future google search to this post: flexible suck balls.
Hee!
rebecca // May 14, 2008 at 2:11 pm
you totally don’t suck, and besides, your ass looks great in those pants!
Michelle // May 14, 2008 at 2:26 pm
See? I always screw things up - I was going to stroke your ass and tell you your hair looked great. Guess I’ll just wave from a safe distance.
Sam // May 14, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I got nuthin’ after all these other funny comments.
But gee, your hair smells terrific!
MizFit // May 14, 2008 at 5:50 pm
thats your ASS?
I can barely see it—couldnt decide what it was.
Stacy // May 14, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Dayum, your ass looks AMAZING in those jeans!!!!
HabeshaChild // May 14, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Gee, your hair smells terrific!
And where can I get me a pair of them pants? because i would pay just about anything to have an ass that looks as good as yours right now.
Kelly // May 14, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Holy Shit Are those Mom-Pants?
jesus christ // May 15, 2008 at 12:59 am
By the time I got through all the comments, I couldn’t remember if you wanted a kick in the head and your balls petted, or the other way around.
loren // May 15, 2008 at 1:00 am
you’ll have to forgive jesus… it’s just my other personalities chiming in
MizFit // May 17, 2008 at 5:26 am
look missy, your butt still looks fantastic.
NOW can we get more posts?!
Kevin // May 22, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Wow!!! That’s totally hot! Ha!
Where do I sign up…for the last part.
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