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I was looking over my referrer feed the other day, and it appears that someone has linked to me from a private blog. Which I am not invited to view.

OK.

Maybe the blog title is IHateMichele.com? (Hey, if Tessie has one, I want one too) I wouldn’t be surprised, I have gotten 14 hate mails in the last WEEK alone. Who knew that hating princesses would be so controversial? And someone else took time out of their busy day to tell me how boring I am. DUDE. Tell me something I DON’T know. Anyone else getting this? It seems, like cockroaches, the hate mailers have come out of the woodwork.

I bought a copy of Be Kind Rewind at Target the other day. MAN, did it suck. I did not even laugh once. I need to learn my lesson about Jack Black. I do not like that man.

I know, 2 in one day, shuddup.

I’ve been cooking for 7 hours. Three batches of beef stew, and 2 batches of stuffed calamari, which I never make because it is a PAIN IN THE ASS. And I hate seafood. But today (and only today, LOL) I love my husband more. I guess. Maybe. He does love it, and I’m sure that the guilt he feels eating it knowing I spent hours on it is assuaged by the JOY he feels in not having to share it with anyone.

This is one of my favorite pictures of them. Happy Father’s Day JD. I gotta go cook now!

Happy Father’s Day Eve!

It’s pouring BUCKETS here, along with the loudest thunder I’ve heard in my life. We took Ducky to Manhattan again today, this time to see Backyardigans Live! She enjoyed it, I guess, but I thought it sucked. Or as Uniqua would say “This doth stink”

First of all, they were wearing costumes with their faces showing. Like they were trick-or-treating. I was totally expecting heads. Also, they sang live and sounded NOTHING like the characters. It was supposed to be based on “Tale of the Mighty Knights” which we have on DVD, and let me tell you, it’s awesome, and the songs are so damn catchy. Now it’s an hour long episode, and the stage show was 90 minutes with a 30 min intermission. You’d think they’d just do the show, but NOOOOO, they cut some of the best songs, and added a really dumb sub-plot. Anyway. The Highlander and I decided that we’re not going to bother with these kid shows anymore. We’ll just take her to whatever kid appropriate Broadway shows are playing. Like the Little Mermaid or something. I guess that’s part of what bugged me, too. I was in spitting distance from Broadway, and we spent all that time and money, and the show sucked. If I’d seen it at the local theater, I wouldn’t have been as disappointed.

I told him he should have come to My Little Pony. It was marginally better. Or at least the concession line didn’t take 20 MINUTES for 4 customers!!!

Holly and I went to see Sex and The City tonight. It was great, especially because I was sure I’d be waiting for DVD. What was not so great was that I forgot the 2 cans of frosting. Maybe next time.

I loved that Carrie had to get a “347″ number, and Samantha’s horny dog. And what happened to Charlotte. My friend warned me that something hilarious happened to Charlotte, and that she wouldn’t ruin it for me, and it was GOOD.

And I know where you got “hanging from my shower rod”, Tessie.

I gotta go, it’s Rojo Caliente time. (inside joke)

She dressed herself for her birthday party. And she wore the sunglasses the WHOLE TIME. I made her take off the necklace once she started playing, though.

We had Ducky’s Chuck E. Cheese party yesterday, with eleven other kids and their parents (including Melissa and Holly), even though it was 745 degrees outside. She partied down with Chuck E. himself, and kicked some butt in skee-ball. She takes her skee ball so seriously, that she took a ball to the forehead, and kept on ticking.

Happy Birthday Baby Girl. I can’t believe that you’re four.

(I set this to publish at 3:44am on June 9, the exact minute she turns 4.)

…who is not my mother

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